[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68gRPEyjzOE[/youtube]

I don't even know what to say....

the interviewer is practically drooling...

Wide-eyed girls/women, huh?
Reminds me of those girls in Japanese animes.
Those pervy Muslims, lol!

I thought it had been determined that they actually look like this:

Shrunk wrote:I thought it had been determined that they actually look like this:

No, they should be white raisins. What we used to call - and now I see why - Sultanas.

I never understood that virgin bit. If that is supposed to be an incentive, it's all wrong.

Trained professionals is what I would want. Who the hell wants to train one virgin after another?

Of course, their is a question of rationing. What's the magic number of virgins, 72? That's not many to spread out over all of eternity. Mathematically, it approaches zero when compared to the awesome duration of all of eternity.

Stephen Fry said the Catholics were obsessed with sex... but I think these guys have taken it to a new artform!

Oh... right... it's specifically small boys for the catholics...

Have we found a religion into animals yet?

Fucking arseholes, I say. That's the fucking fantasy? The absolutely perfect woman? A fucking robot? No, not even that.

This describes the perfect woman according to that motherfucker:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6raVzrbqrM[/youtube]

72 Virgins - Steve Martin

Virgin No. 1: Yuck.

Virgin No. 2: Ick.

Virgin No. 3: Ew.

Virgin No. 4: Ow.

Virgin No. 5: Do you like cats? I have fourteen!

Virgin No. 6: I’m Becky. I’ll be legal in two years.

Virgin No. 7: Here, I’ll just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry!

Virgin No. 8: Can we cuddle first?

Virgin No. 9: It was a garlic-and-onion pizza. Why?

Virgin No. 10: . . . so I see Heath, and he goes, “Like, what are you doing here?,” and I go, “I’m hangin’ out,” so he goes, “Like, what?” . . .

Virgin No. 11: First you’re going to have to show me an up-to-date health certificate.

Virgin No. 12: Hurry! My parents are due home!

Virgin No. 13: Do you want the regular or the special?

Virgin No. 14: I’m eighty-four. So what?

Virgin No. 15: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Virgin No. 16: Even I know that’s tiny.

Virgin No. 17: “Do it”? Meaning what?

Virgin No. 18: I’m saving myself for Jesus.

Virgin No. 19: Somewhere on my body I have hidden a buffalo nickel.

Virgin No. 20: Don’t touch my hair!

Virgin No. 21: I hope you’re not going to sleep with me and then go sleep with seventy-one others.

Virgin No. 22: Do you mind if we listen to Mannheim Steamroller?

Virgin No. 23: Are you O.K. with the dog on the bed?

Virgin No. 24: Would you mind saying, “Could I see you in my office, Miss Witherspoon?”?

Virgin No. 25: Ride me! Ride me, Lucky Buck!

Virgin No. 26: You like your vanilla hot?

Virgin No. 27: Does Ookums like Snookums?

Virgin No. 28: It’s so romantic here, dead.

Virgin No. 29: Well, I’m a virgin, but my hand isn’t.

Virgin No. 30: You are in?

Virgin No. 31: Hi, cowboy. I just rode down from Brokeback Mountain.

Virgin No. 32: I’m a virgin because I’m so ugly.

Virgin No. 33: You like-ee?

Virgin No. 34: I’ll betcha you can’t get an erection. Go on, impress me. C’mon, show me. Show me, big shot.

Virgin No. 35: By the way, here in Heaven “virgin” has a slightly different meaning. It means “chatty.”

Virgin No. 36: Sure, I like you, but as a friend.

Virgin No. 37: No kissing. I save that for my boyfriend.

Virgin No. 38: I’m Zania, from the planet Xeron. My vagina is on my foot.

Virgin No. 39: It’s a lesion, and, no, I don’t know what kind.

Virgin No. 40: I’m Jewish. Why do you ask?

Virgin No. 41: Hi, I’m Becky. Oh, whoops—you again.

Virgin No. 42: I just love camping! Camping is so great! Can we go camping sometime?

Virgin No. 43: In the spirit of full disclosure, I’m a single mom.

Virgin No. 44: You like my breasts? They were my graduation gift.

Virgin No. 45: When you’re done, you should really check out how cool this ceiling is.

Virgin No. 46: I’m almost there. Just another couple of hours.

Virgin No. 47: Get your own beer, you nitwit.

Virgin No. 48: No, you’ve got it wrong. We’re in the Paradise Casino.

Virgin No. 49: I really enjoyed that. Thank you very much. Gee, it’s late.

Virgin No. 50: You make me feel like a real woman. And after this is over I’m going to find one.

Virgin No. 51: What do you mean, “move a little”?

Virgin No. 52: Not now, I’m on my BlackBerry.

Virgin No. 53: I love it when you put on your pants and leave.

Virgin No. 54: We’ve been together twenty-four hours now, and, you know, sometimes it’s O.K. to say something mildly humorous.

Virgin No. 55: That was terrible. I should have listened to the other virgins.

Virgin No. 56: I think I found it. Is that it? Oh. Is this it? Oh, this must be it. No?

Virgin No. 57: It must be hot in here, because I know it’s not me.

Virgin No. 58: Those are my testicles.

Virgin No. 59: Did you know that “virgin” is an anagram of Irving?

Virgin No. 60: First “Spamalot,” then sex.

Virgin No. 61: Great! I was hoping for circumcised.

Virgin No. 62: Was that it?

Virgin No. 63: Dang. George Clooney was being reckless on a motorcycle, but instead I got you.

Virgin No. 64: Tonight, I become a woman. But until then you can call me Bob.

Virgin No. 65: They’re called “adult diapers.” Why?

Virgin No. 66: We could do it here for free, or on a stage in Düsseldorf for money.

Virgin No. 67: I’m just Virgin No. 67 to you, right?

Virgin No. 68: Pee-yoo. Are you wearing Aramis?

Virgin No. 69: Condom, please.

Virgin No. 70: My name is Mother Teresa.

Virgin No. 71: I’m not very good at this, but let’s start with the Reverse Lotus Blossom.

Virgin No. 72: It was paradise, until you showed up.

Do heavenly virgins use tampons?

Shrunk wrote:I thought it had been determined that they actually look like this:

No, they actually look like this:

Aurlito wrote:Do heavenly virgins use tampons?

No, Allah's cleansed them of all kinds of "filth". They don't have faeces or urine either and I forget what else.

Incredible that in this day and age anybody believes such shit. If I didn't know the guy was serious, I would think I was listening to a parody of religion.

And here I thought the Virgins were all former Green Bay Packers linebackers.

Gad! He makes them sound like see-through (you can see their bone marrow????) plastic blow-up dolls. The perfect Muslim wife

And yes, we have another uplifting thread of muslim-bashing.

michael^3 wrote:And yes, we have another uplifting thread of muslim-bashing.

Your point?

cursuswalker wrote:

michael^3 wrote:And yes, we have another uplifting thread of muslim-bashing.

Your point?

Nothing whatsoever.

Just carry on, this is probably all very therapeutic.

michael^3 wrote:And yes, we have another uplifting thread of muslim-bashing.

Don't worry, we'll get tired of this one soon enough and move on to the next woo-du-jour.

michael^3 wrote:And yes, we have another uplifting thread of muslim-bashing.

Reacting to, as in laughing at, muslims talking about what muslims believe isn't "bashing". If you don't like seeing theist nonsense treated as it deserves, you're in the wrong place.

michael^3 wrote:

cursuswalker wrote:

michael^3 wrote:And yes, we have another uplifting thread of muslim-bashing.

Your point?

Nothing whatsoever.

Just carry on, this is probably all very therapeutic.

Not therapeutic, inevitable.

All theology can be reduced to absurdity.