Calilasseia wrote:An item that came to my attention recently, pointed me to an interesting historical character, whose florid behaviour somehow failed to feature in my history classes. Namely, one Lucius Aurelius Commodus, who was Roman Emperor from 180 CE to 192 CE.
Reading about this individual, I discover that he was, in effect, a curious blend of Trump, Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin. Is this why I was pointed to him, I ask myself?
For those who need some pointers in this vein, here's the connections:
[1] Like Johnson, he received an expensive education, courtesy of some of the finest teachers money could buy. Several of them were intellectual celebrities in their era, perhaps the most stellar of them all being none other than Galen, the physician. And, like Johnson, he pissed his expensive education down the toilet, through indolence and entitlement, preferring instead to spend his time on vainglorious pleasures.
[2] Like Trump, he was a pathological narcissist, a megalomaniac with a boundless appetite for ego preening, and sought to have all manner of things named after him, including the months of the calendar. Like Trump, he couldn't be bothered with the hard work of administration, preferring instead to spend time at his own Roman version of Mar-A-Lago. He also eagerly courted public popularity through the most vulgar and bombastic spectacles, and was also pathologically unfaithful to his long suffering wives, though he took this further than Trump by owning his own private brothels. Commodus shared with Trump another disturbing feature: a penchant for abusing disabled people for his own entertainment, and for political purposes.
[3] Like Putin, he fancied himself as some sort of physical superman, and arranged to take part in gladiatorial combat (which, needless to say, was rigged in his favour), as a means of parading his manhood.
Like all three of the above, he also encouraged and facilitated the development of a personality cult around him.
in 192 CE, the Romans finally had enough of him, and he was removed from office in the most vigorous manner possible, courtesy of his assassination. Details of which are every bit as tacky as the minutiae of Trump's sordid sex life.
Enjoy learning more about this character.
Though there is no evidence for the requisite etymology, I'm tempted to suggest that this character provided fuel for the use of the word "commode" to describe a pot you shit on.
maybe we can get Russell Crowe to put him down as well