Why do the dutch suffer so much indigestion?

juju7 wrote:

Scot Dutchy wrote:

ED209 wrote:What's with the chicken?

A French cock.

with a Dutch Cap.

What Dutch cap?

Briton wrote:

Skinny Puppy wrote:

scott1328 wrote:

Scot Dutchy wrote:We know Americans are a lot of things but...

We know that Americans are 321,773,631 different things (i.e. people), despite the prejudiced, bigoted views certain others love to spew.

This is really weird (kinda spooky too) that’s exactly the same number of USA-bashing threads we have on this forum.

I don't see these threads. Define 'USA-bashing' and maybe provide a couple of examples from those hundreds of thousands of threads to give an idea of where you are coming from.

Well you could look up at the post immediately before yours. Not a thread, but certainly the sort of twatty comments one sees throughout the forum. It would invite generalizations about pretentious Europeans if one were prone to making the same sort of twatty generalizations.

Just look at the data. OECD data and just see how well America is doing. They are not generalisations but facts. Facts that Americans just dont wont to see. The truth that really hurts. Get used to it.

Thanks for the completely irrelevant wanking that has absolutely nothing to do with what anyone has said, Scot. I expect nothing less.

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SafeAsMilk wrote:Thanks for the completely irrelevant wanking that has absolutely nothing to do with what anyone has said, Scot. I expect nothing less.

You talk about nothing else than about generalisations when in fact you cant accept the truth about America.
Look at the data.

Scot Dutchy wrote:

SafeAsMilk wrote:Thanks for the completely irrelevant wanking that has absolutely nothing to do with what anyone has said, Scot. I expect nothing less.

You talk about nothing else than about generalisations

Care to back that up?

when in fact you cant accept the truth about America.

Care to back that up?

Look at the data.

What the fuck does "the data" have anything at all to do with what I've said? Can you do something other than mindlessly froth at the mouth, please? Maybe try to actually address something that the person you're talking to has actually said, just for once?

Please Scot, provide the OECD data about Americans not reading the second line of thread titles, and about having long toes. Because then you'd actually be addressing what I've actually said, instead of just persisting with the knee-jerk diarrhea spray that is your posting history.

SafeAsMilk wrote:

Briton wrote:

Skinny Puppy wrote:

scott1328 wrote:

We know that Americans are 321,773,631 different things (i.e. people), despite the prejudiced, bigoted views certain others love to spew.

This is really weird (kinda spooky too) that’s exactly the same number of USA-bashing threads we have on this forum.

I don't see these threads. Define 'USA-bashing' and maybe provide a couple of examples from those hundreds of thousands of threads to give an idea of where you are coming from.

Well you could look up at the post immediately before yours. Not a thread, but certainly the sort of twatty comments one sees throughout the forum. It would invite generalizations about pretentious Europeans if one were prone to making the same sort of twatty generalizations.

I was expecting that. Yes you're right, it's not an example of what I asked for. Scot is well known for his anti-Americanism, (although he spends more time being prejudiced against Britain and the British).

Here you are. Have fun.
http://stats.oecd.org/Index.aspx

Thanks for yet more fail, Scot Do you even bother reading what people write before the foaming starts, or is it instinctive?

Here's a link to the YMCA's home site. http://www.ymca.net/ It's about as relevant to what I've said as what you've posted above.

Rachel Bronwyn wrote:Why do the dutch suffer so much indigestion?

That's just how their language sounds. Not very nice to make fun of it like that.

What's with 'long toes'? What does that mean? Is it an idiom I am unfamiliar with?

Onyx8 wrote:What's with 'long toes'? What does that mean? Is it an idiom I am unfamiliar with?

I interpreted it as meaning easily offended. Longer toes are easier to step on. It isn't a familiar idiom, but I quite like it.

I don't have long toes. That's a good thing, otherwise I'd constantly be stepping on my enormous American dick. They don't call me "Tripod" for nothing, you know.

I heard "Inchworm", but that was obviously a calumny.

juju7 wrote:

BWE wrote:

ScholasticSpastic wrote:

Mazille wrote:Is it because they're fat?
I'd be angry, if I were fat.

Yes, we're all fat. All of us. Fat and angry. Not the good kind of fat, which is jolly.

And lazy. Don't forget lazy.

Angry and lazy does not make sense.

America doesn't make sense.

ScholasticSpastic wrote:

BWE wrote:

ScholasticSpastic wrote:

Mazille wrote:Is it because they're fat?
I'd be angry, if I were fat.

Yes, we're all fat. All of us. Fat and angry. Not the good kind of fat, which is jolly.

And lazy. Don't forget lazy.

I didn't forget. I was simply too lazy to include it.

My point stands. I pointed it out to keep expectations low so I wouldn't have as much work to do later.

ScholasticSpastic wrote:Bashing France is almost as fun as bashing bishops.

Flogging dolphins runs a close second