laklak wrote:I don't have long toes. That's a good thing, otherwise I'd constantly be stepping on my enormous American dick. They don't call me "Tripod" for nothing, you know.

This is a good point. American men have enormous penises. American women are all fabulous lovers too.

Maybe the effect of that looks like anger to the rest of the world.

I'm so lazy I can't finish anyth

Ikr?

BWE wrote:

ScholasticSpastic wrote:Bashing France is almost as fun as bashing bishops.

Flogging dolphins runs a close second

Is that like waxing a dolphin?

Slightly more vigorous.

BWE wrote:Ikr?

What the fuck do Sri Lankan Rupees have to do with anything. This is pissing this Canadian off. The only thing that pisses me off is running out of beer usually.

Willie71 wrote:

BWE wrote:Ikr?

What the fuck do Sri Lankan Rupees have to do with anything. This is pissing this Canadian off. The only thing that pisses me off is running out of beer usually.

I'm sorry you feel that way aboot it.

I love the Canadians. They are the little sister that is almost always nice to their better sibling to the south.

BWE wrote:I love the Canadians. They are the little sister that is almost always nice to their better sibling to the south.

Don't believe it:

Not nice Metatron. Say you're Sorey.

CdesignProponentsist wrote:Not nice Metatron. Say you're Sorey.

You know Youtube videos Trump any other sort of evidence. It is clear to me now that Canadians are among the greatest threats to American sovereignty since before America was sovereign. I only hope that I am not too old to take part when the inevitable war comes. I should have seen it sooner. The way the tops of their heads flap around when they talk is a sure sign of their inherent deviancy and Communist leanings.

America.

Just wait until you see Canadian Porn.

So, did you Americans come up with an answer, or are you stupid as well as fat and lazy?

Mazille wrote:So, did you Americans come up with an answer, or are you stupid as well as fat and lazy?

What was the question again? I'm a fat, lazy American with ADHD and no short-term memory.

And that awful accent.

Americans are angry because they realize - if only dimly - that they are falling behind.

Due to how fat and lazy they are.

And riddled with ADHD. Cuz American exceptionalism.

None of this matters because america is the greatest country on earth. America, fuck yeah.