Holy spirit = Strong Nuclear Force

virphen · **#21** by **virphen** » Jun 10, 2013 4:56 am

I a sooooo glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I saw the title of this thread.

Jumbo · **#22** by **Jumbo** » Jun 10, 2013 7:46 am

So the holy spirit is ineffectual over distances greater than a couple of femtometres then.

Sounds about right.

I suppose satan is electrical repulsion or something as well. :crazy:

Beatrice · **#23** by **Beatrice** » Jun 10, 2013 8:44 am

felltoearth wrote:If Jesus is glue are we still allowed to sniff him?

Made of Stars · **#24** by **Made of Stars** » Jun 10, 2013 11:33 am

Jumbo wrote:So the holy spirit is ineffectual over distances greater than a couple of femtometres then.

Sounds about right.

I think you're onto something here...

Jumbo wrote:I suppose satan is electrical repulsion or something as well.

So the Amish would have us believe.

Blackadder · **#25** by **Blackadder** » Jun 11, 2013 6:00 am

Made of Stars wrote:
Jumbo wrote:So the holy spirit is ineffectual over distances greater than a couple of femtometres then.

Sounds about right.

I think you're onto something here...

Jumbo wrote:I suppose satan is electrical repulsion or something as well.

So the Amish would have us believe.

And the orthodox Jews. But only on Saturdays.

lucek · **#26** by **lucek** » Jun 11, 2013 6:20 am

The_Metatron wrote:Just a goddamned minute, here. What does jeebus have against the less stable elements? Oh sure, iron gets to stay iron longer than anything else. Apparently, there is some form of element favoritism going on. Jeebus hates uranium.

Well clearly. He wants to get rid of it all. I mean how do you expect him to prevent nuclear war without making atoms unstable.

Shrunk · **#27** by **Shrunk** » Jun 11, 2013 10:45 am

I'd like to hear Fischer elaborate an this idea a bit. For instance, it seems that Jesus is powerless to directly affect the electromagnetic force itself. He can only exert his own force to oppose it. This suggests that the EMF was not actually created by God, which leaves open the question of its origin. Was it created by Satan? Or is it perhaps part of the "nothing" from which God created the universe?

Fischer is usually an unhinged right wing wackaloon. But not here. Here, he is engaging in Serious Theology. What he is expounding on is the Fine Tuning Argument for the existence of God, just boiled down to a single specific example.

The_Metatron · **#28** by **The_Metatron** » Jun 11, 2013 10:49 am

"Serious Theology". That amuses me.

Scot Dutchy · **#29** by **Scot Dutchy** » Jun 11, 2013 3:02 pm

The_Metatron wrote:"Serious Theology". That amuses me.

Serious anal gazing you mean.

Richiyaado · **#30** by **Richiyaado** » Jun 11, 2013 3:31 pm

Is Jesus required for hydrogen?

DavidMcC · **#31** by **DavidMcC** » Jun 11, 2013 3:41 pm

Richiyaado wrote:Is Jesus required for hydrogen?

Obviously not, as He is "powerless to directly affect the electromagnetic force itself". On the other hand, He IS required for all the other elements, not just in the holy land, but throughout the universe. :shock:

scott1328 · **#32** by **scott1328** » Jun 11, 2013 3:43 pm

Richiyaado wrote:Is Jesus required for hydrogen?

The most prevalent isotope of Hydrogen with a nucleus that has a single proton constitutes 99.98% of all the hydrogen in the observable universe, and since 91% of all the observable matter in the Universe is Hydrogen. I guess the natural conclusion is that Jesus isn't necessary at least 9 times out of 10.

DavidMcC · **#33** by **DavidMcC** » Jun 11, 2013 4:01 pm

Oh, sh*t! I forgot that protons themselves, not just heavier nuclei, are held together by the strong interaction. So Jesus rules hydrogen as well IF He is responsible for the strong interaction. (Big if, though, eh? :lol:

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twistor59 · **#34** by **twistor59** » Jun 11, 2013 4:14 pm

Old spooky does the spontaneous symmetry breaking job too, that's why catholics celebrate mass

DavidMcC · **#35** by **DavidMcC** » Jun 12, 2013 3:38 pm

twistor59 wrote:Old spooky does the spontaneous symmetry breaking job too, that's why catholics celebrate mass

[aside]What is "spontaneous" about a law of physics, even if it is one that permits symmetry-breaking in the first place?
[/aside]

CdesignProponentsist · **#36** by **CdesignProponentsist** » Jun 21, 2013 8:44 pm

LucidFlight wrote:

[Original image sourced here, then modified by me — for science!]

It's the nails that does it.

DavidMcC · **#37** by **DavidMcC** » Jun 24, 2013 3:28 pm

CdesignProponentsist wrote:...

It's the nails that does it.

R-i-i-i-g-h-t! So there were no heavy nuclei before the Romans. QED! :cheers:

CdesignProponentsist · **#38** by **CdesignProponentsist** » Jul 01, 2013 9:05 pm

DavidMcC wrote:
CdesignProponentsist wrote:...

It's the nails that does it.

R-i-i-i-g-h-t! So there were no heavy nuclei before the Romans. QED!

Do you have to doubt everything I say? And its QCD! They used red green and blue nails :smug:

twistor59 · **#39** by **twistor59** » Jul 03, 2013 11:13 am

DavidMcC wrote:
Richiyaado wrote:Is Jesus required for hydrogen?

Obviously not, as He is "powerless to directly affect the electromagnetic force itself". On the other hand, He IS required for all the other elements, not just in the holy land, but throughout the universe.

Richiyaado was talking about Hydrogen. Why did you feel the need to bring Helium into the conversation?

Varangian · **#40** by **Varangian** » Jul 03, 2013 11:45 am

There really is a God particle? Can we call it Bozon?

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