I watched Colbert last night; he about lost it on that Swamp Loggers line. The number of video references he's got of O'Reilly doing that 'tide goes in, tide goes out' stuff is a testament to absurdity. Bill keeps doing it. He hasn't stopped. He still thinks it's profound!

Mac_Guffin wrote:

CIS wrote:I fucking love this man... never fails to make me LMFAO

I just get annoyed/pissed at Bill... Glenn Beck makes me laugh.

They would make me laugh, but when you know people who take them seriously...

Admiral Valdemar wrote:...

What? Phobos and Deimos vanished did they?

Crap moons anyway

Americans are so fucking lucky. Stephen Colbert doesn't even need to bother satirising, though we love him for doing so anyway.

LOL, silly Bill.

VazScep wrote:Americans are so fucking lucky. Stephen Colbert doesn't even need to bother satirising, though we love him for doing so anyway.

I used to dislike Colbert because I found his parody too obvious and exaggerated to be effective.

Then I started reading the news more

Ubjon wrote:Crap moons anyway

You could escape Deimos with a bike and a ramp anyway.

In fairness to O'Reilly (since there is an endless supply of stupid left in his video) he wasn't necessarily insisting that Mars has no moons. He may have just been saying that Mars has no moons which exert significant tidal effects on the primary.

VazScep wrote:

Ubjon wrote:Crap moons anyway

You could escape Deimos with a bike and a ramp anyway.

In fairness to O'Reilly (since there is an endless supply of stupid left in his video) he wasn't necessarily insisting that Mars has no moons. He may have just been saying that Mars has no moons which exert significant tidal effects on the primary.

Yes if you choose to misinterpret O'Reilly as Christians misinterpret the bible, you can actually come to the understanding that he said something that wasn't bullshit.

VazScep wrote:

Ubjon wrote:Crap moons anyway

You could escape Deimos with a bike and a ramp anyway.

In fairness to O'Reilly (since there is an endless supply of stupid left in his video) he wasn't necessarily insisting that Mars has no moons. He may have just been saying that Mars has no moons which exert significant tidal effects on the primary.

You could also interpret it to be him asking how come Mars doesn't have a sun.

VazScep wrote:

Ubjon wrote:Crap moons anyway

You could escape Deimos with a bike and a ramp anyway.

In fairness to O'Reilly (since there is an endless supply of stupid left in his video) he wasn't necessarily insisting that Mars has no moons. He may have just been saying that Mars has no moons which exert significant tidal effects on the primary.

Possibly. But would anyone with the knowledge of Mars's moons phrase the question in that manor?

Bill O'Reilly wrote:

How did the moon get there?
How did the sun get there?
How did it get there?
Can you explain that to me?
How come we have that and Mars doesn't have it?
You can't explain it. How come? Why not?

How come we have working brains and Bill O'Reilly doesn't have that? You can't explain that can you? Why not?

I'm not sure he knows what "explain" means.

O'Reilly's argument is the classic "I don't know how x works, therefore goddidit" canard.

Surely O'Reilly is guilty of some sort of offense that would warrant the death penalty in America...

This man is paid how much?

Scar wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNsKLet6qIg[/youtube]

That is just obnoxious As much as I am against O'Reilly that is not the appropriate response to his video.

willhud9 wrote:

Scar wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNsKLet6qIg[/youtube]

That is just obnoxious As much as I am against O'Reilly that is not the appropriate response to his video.

Yes, only 6 out of 10 for me. If he was really trying to be a Poe, there should be more drooling and comments about Hellfire.

NineOneFour wrote:

Yes, only 6 out of 10 for me. If he was really trying to be a Poe, there should be more drooling and comments about Hellfire.

Very true

willhud9 wrote:

NineOneFour wrote:

Yes, only 6 out of 10 for me. If he was really trying to be a Poe, there should be more drooling and comments about Hellfire.

Very true

What's with the avatar?

NineOneFour wrote:

willhud9 wrote:

NineOneFour wrote:

Yes, only 6 out of 10 for me. If he was really trying to be a Poe, there should be more drooling and comments about Hellfire.

Very true

What's with the avatar?

Found it, hated it, decided to use it because it is rather funny in a cruel, sadistic, ironic sense of the word funny.