fucking moon, nobody thought you would foil our pinhead non-believing plans!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHzhtARf8M[/youtube]

Holy Fuck Words can't describe how big of a hole he is digging with this 'God' and 'tides' thing.

I cannot believe it, he is giving his enemies ammo (to laugh at him with) on a golden plate This is too good to be true!!

Aww comments disabled on OoToob. Was looking forward to mocking a funny moron.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNsKLet6qIg[/youtube]

Is he allowed out on his own? Really?

Are we playing change a letter, make a new word?

Bill.
Boll.
Loll.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v1SkpUqYj0[/youtube]

Superb stuff. There's hope for the US yet.

He could answer all those questions if he spent a few minutes looking for the answers on the internet. Those answers would be much better than 'God did it'

Where did the internet come from?

It's a pity that Colbert is a practicing Roman Catholic. Oh well, he is still tremendously funny.

chairman bill wrote:Where did the internet come from?

Allah Gore?

I'm not doing videos at the moment. What's he said? Is he suggesting that tides aren't proved by science?

rEvolutionist wrote:I'm not doing videos at the moment. What's he said? Is he suggesting that tides aren't proved by science?

I'll give you a rough transcript.

How did the moon get there? Nobody knows. How did it get there? What about the sun? How did it get there? Why is it there? Why is the sun and the moon there? Why do we have it and Mars doesn't?

Crocodile Gandhi wrote:

rEvolutionist wrote:I'm not doing videos at the moment. What's he said? Is he suggesting that tides aren't proved by science?

I'll give you a rough transcript.

How did the moon get there? Nobody knows. How did it get there? What about the sun? How did it get there? Why is it there? Why is the sun and the moon there? Why do we have it and Mars doesn't?

Oh dear. Can I say "Only in America"?

rEvolutionist wrote:I'm not doing videos at the moment. What's he said? Is he suggesting that tides aren't proved by science?

From the second video description: (edit I mean third)


Bill O'Reilly:
Tide goes in, tide goes out.
Never a miscommunication.
Sun goes up, sun goes down.
Tide comes in, tide comes out.
There's no miscommunication.
Sun comes up, sun goes down.
The tide comes in, the tide goes out.
It always happens.
Never a miscommunication.
How did the moon get there?
How did the sun get there?
How did it get there?
Can you explain that to me?
How come we have that and Mars doesn't have it?
You explain it. How come? Why not?
How did it get here?

Stephen Colbert:
Huh?! How come we have the moon and Mars doesn't?
Except for the two that it has.
How the sun get there?
Where does it go at night?
How the moon get there?
Why does the cow jump over it?
What time is it?
How come I have two faucets?
Hot comes out of one.
Cold comes out of the other.
Never a miscommunication.
You can't explain that.
You can't explain that!
In fact, where does Bill O'Reilly come from?
He's on my TV. He's off my TV. Then he's back.
Where'd he come from?
Sometimes he's on the radio and I'm watching him on Tivo at the same time.
You can't explain that.
Why does my Tivo think I want to record Swamp Loggers?
No body knows.
No body knows. Can't explain that.
Okay?! You're desperate.
And as long as no body knows, the answer has got to be God.
Q E D. P D Q.