chairman bill wrote:Some of you aren't taking this Tooth Fairy thing seriously. Well don't blame me if she stops leaving you a silver sixpence when one of your teeth falls out. Once your tooth has gone, there's no going back. The Tooth Fairy comes like a thief in the night, and if you lack faith, and there's no tooth under your pillow, well hard luck. When it's happend two or three times, you'll be wailing & gnashing those teeth. It's all written down you know.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I do take the Tooth Fairy thing seriously. More seriously than words can express. I'll be the first to admit that the reason I don't believe it exists is because I'm afraid of what it might mean for me if it DOES exist. For example, if I say I believe in the Tooth Fairy, does that mean that I'll have to do everything that the Tooth Fairy tells me to do? For example, what if the Tooth Fairy asks me to take off all my clothes and disrespect myself? Is the Tooth Fairy a harsh taskmaster or is the Tooth Fairy strict but kind? If it's the latter, I might consider believing in her. How will I know if she is calling me and/or if I am worthy enough to be one of her followers? Should I be listening for a voice inside my head? A tug on my conscience? A feeling of insatiable longing? The sensation of butterflies in my stomach? Or all of the above? Please advise.
P.S. I understand why you felt the need to warn people here about the existence of the Tooth Fairy and the consequences of failure to believe. If people here reject the Tooth Fairy, then you can rest easy knowing that you won't have our blood on your hands.