Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#201  Postby Fallible » May 04, 2010 12:59 pm

:?
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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#202  Postby Agrippina » May 04, 2010 1:37 pm

They say that more than a handful is wasted. You'd have to have really big hands!!!
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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#203  Postby cherries » May 04, 2010 2:06 pm

what,she didn't cause any earthquakes? :what:
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#204  Postby Agrippina » May 04, 2010 2:06 pm

Nope, only her husband quaked!
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#205  Postby cherries » May 04, 2010 2:11 pm

he must have thought,enough is enough :hand:
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#206  Postby Agrippina » May 04, 2010 2:15 pm

In that case, definitely too much. Poor woman, I joke about it but it's not fun.
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#207  Postby cherries » May 04, 2010 2:17 pm

nope :)
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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#208  Postby ray » May 09, 2010 8:06 pm

Hahahahaha.

I made a joke about breasts and I got a ban for a week.

You guys are sexually very repressed.

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#209  Postby Aurlito » May 09, 2010 8:32 pm

ray wrote:Hahahahaha.

I made a joke about breasts and I got a ban for a week.

You guys are sexually very repressed.

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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#210  Postby ray » May 09, 2010 8:57 pm

Well, yes.

Which other authority allows atheists allow to marry 4 women.

Only believers enjoy this right.

Allah has freed believers to enjoy all females.
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#211  Postby Aurlito » May 09, 2010 9:07 pm

ray wrote:Well, yes.

Which other authority allows atheists allow to marry 4 women.

Only believers enjoy this right.

Allah has freed believers to enjoy all females.


Ever heard of threesome? A man can enjoy two women, commonly, but it can be increased to infintum. an atheist can enter an orgy of bisexual females and mount on whatever the hell he likes. you're just embarrassing yourself ray.

Yeah only believers can fuck women. I can see that.

Since we have all kind of "females", tuna, canned, boxed, jarred, and other gods run a female selling racket, on a high price, Allah is very kind and sells females for free. I see that. keep it up bro.
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#212  Postby Oeditor » May 09, 2010 9:41 pm

Don't let him wind you up. He's failed - never got out from under the bridge to frisk with the Poes. :roll:
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#213  Postby cursuswalker » May 10, 2010 1:08 am

So, when is a muslim cleric going to claim that cum shots cause volcanoes?
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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#214  Postby Agrippina » May 10, 2010 3:13 am

ray wrote:Well, yes.

Which other authority allows atheists allow to marry 4 women.

Only believers enjoy this right.

Allah has freed believers to enjoy all females.


All females ray? A rather unfortunately choice of word. :shock:
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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#215  Postby cherries » May 10, 2010 6:52 am

ray wrote:Hahahahaha.

I made a joke about breasts and I got a ban for a week.

You guys are sexually very repressed.

;)


which post was that,ray?
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Re: Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

#216  Postby Teria » Jul 14, 2010 2:51 pm

Heeheee... I just found this:

http://gwscomic.com/GWS927.html
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