And now, to drive the knife home, Priti Patel is on my fucking tv.

Jesus titty fucking fucking Jesus fuck!!

...

Fallible wrote:Jesus titty fucking fucking Jesus fuck!!

A reasonable response, I feel.

(but imagine if the poll is wrong)

I mean ... if it's right ... who THE FUCK are these people.

ronmcd wrote:(but imagine if the poll is wrong)

I daren’t.

It just seems inconceivable that so many people would vote for the man in the fridge.

it's perfectly conceivable, the depths to which human stupidity can sink can be plumbed by discussing with voters... the Merkins got their frump, we manage to elect macron, and if it had not been him we'd be Nazi saluting by now... you managed to get bojo as PM in the first place... need I go further?

We barely preserved sanity and kept the pretty boy in check without losing a progressive government.

ronmcd wrote:I mean ... if it's right ... who THE FUCK are these people.

I know right?

BlackBart wrote:Am I living in some kind of parallel universe? Where are all these crayon-chewing, window-licking Tory voters?! I literally can't name anyone I know who would vote Tory. Fucking Twilight zone.

Let's just remember. Referendum night 2016. The predictions were remain had won.

Farage admitted defeat.

And then the results actually came in.

Hold the line, people.

I was laughed out by so many when Corbyn was elected. I TOLD YOU SO. A stupid cunt of a leader. Where are all those members? Where is Momentum? No fucking where. I remember the comments I got when I compared Corbyn to Foot. Never was it so true.

The eternal shop steward has failed big time. Good luck UK you are going to need it. Next xmas chlorinated chickens. Bye bye NHS. Welcome your American cousins as the 51st state.

Until the fat fridge-fucker sings, it's not over.

(it's probably over)

Svartalf wrote:it's perfectly conceivable, the depths to which human stupidity can sink can be plumbed by discussing with voters... the Merkins got their frump, we manage to elect macron, and if it had not been him we'd be Nazi saluting by now... you managed to get bojo as PM in the first place... need I go further?

‘We’ did nothing to get Bojo in the first place.

Scot Dutchy wrote:I was laughed out by so many when Corbyn was elected. I TOLD YOU SO. A stupid cunt of a leader. Where are all those members? Where is Momentum? No fucking where. I remember the comments I got when I compared Corbyn to Foot. Never was it so true.

The eternal shop steward has failed big time. Good luck UK you are going to need it. Next xmas chlorinated chickens. Bye bye NHS. Welcome your American cousins as the 51st state.

Yeeeeeeesssss, this was the classy post to make!

Fucking lol.

I'm going to make my own prediction.

The poll will be wrong. It will be worse, in some senses, as I actually don't think the SNP will win 55 seats, I think the despicable snivelling shithead Scottish Tories will keep some seats, because the remaining unionist diehard Scottish Labour voters will vote Tory for the union, splitting the unionist vote less.

So the Tories will win by a larger majority than the poll.

There are suggestions that a large number of the exit poll seats were within the margin of error, so it could still go the other way. On the other hand they are usually fairly accurate.

I'm going to try and get some sleep and when the nightmares wake me up I'll check to see how many actual results have come in.

I feel sick.

Yes, too many marginals too close to be remotely sure:

Should note the exit poll features 65 seats classified as 'too close to call'.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/statu ... 6374444032

Where is Beatsong? Come on give excuses. Your leader was useless.