Energised Water

laklak · **#41** by **laklak** » Sep 23, 2013 2:23 am

But what about the quantums? How do we get the quantums into it?

Doubtdispelled · **#42** by **Doubtdispelled** » Sep 23, 2013 11:26 am

laklak wrote:But what about the quantums? How do we get the quantums into it?

I'm pretty sure you'll be able to buy some on Amazon, Lak. You might have to think about knocking up some sort of safety cupboard out of a few bits of perspex and a pair of long marigolds though, so that you can tip them into the water without them all escaping and running riot. :ask:

Evolving · **#43** by **Evolving** » Sep 23, 2013 12:08 pm

Aren't they mined in the Quantocks?

Blackadder · **#44** by **Blackadder** » Sep 23, 2013 12:23 pm

This dilution makes water more potent stuff. Erm, I have a confession. About 30 years ago I peed in the Atlantic Ocean. Now sea temperatures have risen and we have climate change. I'm really sorry.

laklak · **#45** by **laklak** » Sep 23, 2013 3:33 pm

Goddamn it, we're too late. Somebody already sells a DIY Quantum QuWave Orgone Chi energizer.

This is a revolutionary new technology that utilizes our exclusive Scalar Wave Quantum Zero Point Energy Generator which generates Chi/Orgone Scalar Waves and transfers this energy into objects placed on the unit. Now you can quantum energize your Water, Food, Vitamins, even jewelry into Scalar Chi Energized products.

The energy created specifically rejuvenates molecular structures in all liquids and foods. This causes any liquid/food to become more hydrated, healthier, taste better, with extend shelf life.

http://quwave.com/QuWave-Quantum-Wave-Scalar-Chi-Energizer.html

Blackadder · **#46** by **Blackadder** » Sep 23, 2013 4:48 pm

laklak wrote:Goddamn it, we're too late. Somebody already sells a DIY Quantum QuWave Orgone Chi energizer.

This is a revolutionary new technology that utilizes our exclusive Scalar Wave Quantum Zero Point Energy Generator which generates Chi/Orgone Scalar Waves and transfers this energy into objects placed on the unit. Now you can quantum energize your Water, Food, Vitamins, even jewelry into Scalar Chi Energized products.

The energy created specifically rejuvenates molecular structures in all liquids and foods. This causes any liquid/food to become more hydrated, healthier, taste better, with extend shelf life.

http://quwave.com/QuWave-Quantum-Wave-Scalar-Chi-Energizer.html

Damn! The snake-oil industry has moved on hasn't it?

Doubtdispelled · **#47** by **Doubtdispelled** » Sep 23, 2013 9:42 pm

laklak wrote:Goddamn it, we're too late. Somebody already sells a DIY Quantum QuWave Orgone Chi energizer.

This is a revolutionary new technology that utilizes our exclusive Scalar Wave Quantum Zero Point Energy Generator which generates Chi/Orgone Scalar Waves and transfers this energy into objects placed on the unit. Now you can quantum energize your Water, Food, Vitamins, even jewelry into Scalar Chi Energized products.

The energy created specifically rejuvenates molecular structures in all liquids and foods. This causes any liquid/food to become more hydrated, healthier, taste better, with extend shelf life.

http://quwave.com/QuWave-Quantum-Wave-Scalar-Chi-Energizer.html

Do they make one big enough for me to sit on?

dvada191 · **#48** by **dvada191** » Sep 23, 2013 11:51 pm

Blackadder wrote:
laklak wrote:Goddamn it, we're too late. Somebody already sells a DIY Quantum QuWave Orgone Chi energizer.

This is a revolutionary new technology that utilizes our exclusive Scalar Wave Quantum Zero Point Energy Generator which generates Chi/Orgone Scalar Waves and transfers this energy into objects placed on the unit. Now you can quantum energize your Water, Food, Vitamins, even jewelry into Scalar Chi Energized products.

The energy created specifically rejuvenates molecular structures in all liquids and foods. This causes any liquid/food to become more hydrated, healthier, taste better, with extend shelf life.

http://quwave.com/QuWave-Quantum-Wave-Scalar-Chi-Energizer.html

Damn! The snake-oil industry has moved on hasn't it?

Just slap "quantum" on to any product, and it'll sound all smart and scientificky. "Try out our new Quantum Energizing Chi Fluctuation Wave Accelerator, and your food will be purified and ready in 5 minutes!"

Boyle · **#49** by **Boyle** » Sep 25, 2013 6:49 am

laklak wrote:Goddamn it, we're too late. Somebody already sells a DIY Quantum QuWave Orgone Chi energizer.

This is a revolutionary new technology that utilizes our exclusive Scalar Wave Quantum Zero Point Energy Generator which generates Chi/Orgone Scalar Waves and transfers this energy into objects placed on the unit. Now you can quantum energize your Water, Food, Vitamins, even jewelry into Scalar Chi Energized products.

The energy created specifically rejuvenates molecular structures in all liquids and foods. This causes any liquid/food to become more hydrated, healthier, taste better, with extend shelf life.

http://quwave.com/QuWave-Quantum-Wave-Scalar-Chi-Energizer.html

Ho-lee fuck.

Found this little gem farther down:

Some of the properties of Energized Water are:
*Lowering of surface tension and changed density
*More efficiently delivers nutrients to the systems of all living things.
*More efficiently flushes way wastes from the systems of all living things.
*It is a better cleanser and does not irritate the skin as dead water often does.
*The flavor is becomes a much more pleasant, fresh taste.

So all we really need to do is add a little bit of dish soap and we've got Quanta-water!

Cito di Pense · **#50** by **Cito di Pense** » Sep 25, 2013 7:03 am

I have some powdered water in my refrigerator, but I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wright

I lost a button hole. -- Steven Wright

I planted some bird seed in my garden, and a bird sprouted. But I don't have anything to feed him. -- Wright knock-off

Alan C · **#51** by **Alan C** » Oct 20, 2013 1:29 am

Hmm how about this though;

Quantum energised water colonic-irrigations.

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