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Agrippina wrote:One book that has never interested me enough to read it (mostly because I fall asleep when I do) is the bible.
I've decided that in order to argue against it, I have to have read it at least once, but in the first sentence I'm already irritated. So to make myself more enthusiastic about it, I've decided that I shall embark on an effort to read it all the way through and in the reading to apply some common sense as well as my knowledge of what the ancient world was really like to rewrite it in a way that includes the fantasy but with more of the reality thrown in.
Before I post anything that I've started to work on, please clarify for me that I'm not breaking some copyright laws and that I'm allowed to do this, also some suggestions would be welcomed before I spend too much time, starting with...1.Once upon a time, around thirteen point seven billion years ago, a deity emerged from the rubble of the explosion that came to be known as the “Big Bang,”
Also, can I claim some sort of rights over this?
Edit to fix typo.
LucidFlight wrote:This would make a great trilogy, which could then be expanded with a prequel, itself a trilogy. The key protagonists would wield... Light sabers.
Alan B wrote:Utter bloody nonsense, s13ep.
You are polluting a serious discussion thread - admittedly about a book of another load of utter bloody nonsense...
No-one in this forum will ever take you seriously, except to have a laugh at your ideas and wonder if you are receiving some form of treatment.
s13ep wrote:
Nope, this is a story based on religion. I thought OP, if he was being serious, would benefit from my creativity. That's if he's wise enough to see off the perversity.
Agrippina wrote:s13ep wrote:
Nope, this is a story based on religion. I thought OP, if he was being serious, would benefit from my creativity. That's if he's wise enough to see off the perversity.
She, not he, and I'm pretty wise thank you. I don't want to discuss someone else's version of the Bible, I'm doing nicely on working on my own interpretation. Please start a new thread about your story. Your posts are off-topic.
Agrippina wrote:Here's another point to ponder. I'm working on Exodus now, verse by verse, and coming across little tidbits I overlooked in the previous general reading, like:
Levi's daughter, Jochabed, marries her nephew, Kohath. They breed two sons: Moses and Aaron. Moses marries a daughter of a Midianite priest, who circumcises her son, according to Abraham's covenant, while Moses it says remains uncircumcised, even though this is only two generations after Jacob, who's son Simeon, Moses' mother's brother, circumcised a whole town when one of them raped his sister Dinah, Wouldn't the Hebrews till be doing this? Moses would have been circumcised before he was put into a boat in the river, and if not then, he would have been circumcised according to Egyptian practice at some time before reaching full maturity, seeing he was 40 when he absconded after killing an Egyptian. Herodotus tells of the practice among Egyptians but not only that, there are inscriptions on walls demonstrating them doing this. It makes my eyes roll.
scott1328 wrote:Agrippina wrote:Here's another point to ponder. I'm working on Exodus now, verse by verse, and coming across little tidbits I overlooked in the previous general reading, like:
Levi's daughter, Jochabed, marries her nephew, Kohath. They breed two sons: Moses and Aaron. Moses marries a daughter of a Midianite priest, who circumcises her son, according to Abraham's covenant, while Moses it says remains uncircumcised, even though this is only two generations after Jacob, who's son Simeon, Moses' mother's brother, circumcised a whole town when one of them raped his sister Dinah, Wouldn't the Hebrews till be doing this? Moses would have been circumcised before he was put into a boat in the river, and if not then, he would have been circumcised according to Egyptian practice at some time before reaching full maturity, seeing he was 40 when he absconded after killing an Egyptian. Herodotus tells of the practice among Egyptians but not only that, there are inscriptions on walls demonstrating them doing this. It makes my eyes roll.
Looks like another contradiction: The jews were supposed to have been enslaved for 400 years after the time of Joseph.
hackenslash wrote:613, I think.
hackenslash wrote:613, I think.
My biggest problem with this book is that it promotes the oppression of women:
Ecclesiastes 25:13 Give me any plague, but the plague of the heart and any wickedness, but the wickedness of a woman.
Ecclesiastes 25:22 Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die.
Ecclesiastes 25 26; If she go not as thou wouldest have her, cut her off from thy flesh, and give her a bill of divorce, and let her go.
Ecclesiastes 26:9-10 The whoredom of a woman may be known in her haughty looks and eyelids. If thy daughter be shameless, keep her in straitly, lest she abuse herself through overmuch liberty.
Ecclesiastes 26:14-15 A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued.
Ecclesiastes 26:25 A shameless woman shall be counted as a dog; but she that is shamefaced will fear the Lord.
Ecclesiastes 42:13-14 For from garments cometh a moth, and from women wickedness. Better is the churlishness of a man than a courteous woman, a woman, I say, which bringeth shame and reproach.
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