That's actually quite witty & not daft at all.
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Gawdzilla wrote:"Thank God more people weren't killed." Just fucking amazing.
A guy gets sent to prison and on his first night in the cell-block, something strange happens.
An inmate shouts, "23!" and the entire block breaks out laughing.
Another inmate shouts, "14!" and is met with gales of laughter.
Someone else yells out, "30!" and again, the entire cell-block starts howling.
The new guy asks the man in the next cell, "What the hell is going on? Why do people laugh whenever someone calls out a number?"
"You see, new guy," the con responds, "we've been here so long and told these jokes so many times, we've just assigned a number to all the jokes. Why don't you try it?"
Intrigued, the new guy shouts, "44!" and is met with deafening silence.
"What the hell happened?" he asked, "Is there no joke assigned to number 44?"
The man in the next cell replies, "Oh, there's a joke assigned to number 44, all right. A damn funny one, too. You just told it wrong."
blasphemer_number1 wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:"Thank God more people weren't killed." Just fucking amazing.
Wow. This is an awesome example of willful ignorance. This thread has quite a few.
The idea occurred to me that maybe we should catalog and index these. A friend told the following joke:A guy gets sent to prison and on his first night in the cell-block, something strange happens.
An inmate shouts, "23!" and the entire block breaks out laughing.
Another inmate shouts, "14!" and is met with gales of laughter.
Someone else yells out, "30!" and again, the entire cell-block starts howling.
The new guy asks the man in the next cell, "What the hell is going on? Why do people laugh whenever someone calls out a number?"
"You see, new guy," the con responds, "we've been here so long and told these jokes so many times, we've just assigned a number to all the jokes. Why don't you try it?"
Intrigued, the new guy shouts, "44!" and is met with deafening silence.
"What the hell happened?" he asked, "Is there no joke assigned to number 44?"
The man in the next cell replies, "Oh, there's a joke assigned to number 44, all right. A damn funny one, too. You just told it wrong."
AE wrote:“The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can change this.”
Geoff wrote:Not that I've anything against paedophilia, but it does leave one open to accusations of catholicism...
Foxy wrote:I really can't stand that woman next to Robertson in the video above. I don't even see why he has her on the show -- all she ever does is look at him and nod stupidly in agreement with whatever he says.
Geoff wrote:Not that I've anything against paedophilia, but it does leave one open to accusations of catholicism...
Gawdzilla wrote:Regarding a missing boy: "God will keep him safe, or take him to Heaven."
‘For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I have given it to you upon the altar to make atonement for your souls; for it is the blood that makes atonement for the soul.’
Mycernius wrote:Some one has shown me this group over on facebook
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2 ... nfo&ref=ts
Good for the lols
Atheists are fags,hippies,liberal,socialists,terrorists and hell bound.
Fak atheism!
ALL ATHIESTS ARE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damned to what? Sundays off? Never having to feel guilty for not giving enough of their hard earned money to some church so a minister can wear $400.00 shoes?
Ubjon wrote:Your God is just a pair of lucky underpants.
Mycernius wrote:Some one has shown me this group over on facebook
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2 ... nfo&ref=ts
Good for the lols
they think they know it all but really they are just lost and deluded. Atheism, though has major flaws. At first glance, it seems atheism has a strong, irrefutable, non-debatable position. Like so many things in this world, it looks good only on the outside, but actually is weak on the inside - a foundation built on sand.
All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.
Atheists try to shift the burden of proof unfairly upon theists (ie, atheists make the wild and unprovable claim that God does not exist, and then unfairly expect us who believe in god to prove that He DOES exist)
Some famous atheists have shown they occasionally have doubts about their disbelief, which proves that all atheists really do believe in God.
Everybody who has ever been in the army will tell you that there are no atheists in foxholes. That is, once they are in danger of death, the atheist will strip himself of his irrational disbelief in God, and come to admit he believed in God all along. Only liberal slimebags like MSNBC report otherwise.
Communism, which is inherently evil, is founded by atheism, and all atheists are probably secret communists.
Because we can think of the existence of God, God must obviously exists, and therefore atheists are illogical.
Everything in the universe shows obvious and undeniable signs that it was created by a mind far superior to our own.
a lot of mass murderers were atheists, and all atheists, having no morality to guide them, are only a bad day away from going on a genocide spree. There have no exactly zero cases on Christian mass murderers throughout all of history.
I quote: "The Barna Group found regarding atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality" Despicable.
I quote: "
Atheism The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs."
atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.
Friedrich Nietzsche went crazy and was an atheist, therefore atheism drove him insane (although there is an ongoing debate on the matter...)
Countries with large numbers of atheists have higher suicide rates, therefore atheism makes you want to kill yourself. Of course they would take the easy way out, not realizing like normal people that God sends suicide cases to hell. Also, developed nations also tend to have higher rates of both atheism and suicide, so we must conclude that technology and wealth are evil.
atheism is evil.
many famous atheists tell lies, therefore atheists are deceptive.
atheists question why evil exists since God is good, but don't ask why good exists if God isn't real.
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