What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6001  Postby Spearthrower » Mar 28, 2020 11:20 pm

Tinker Grey wrote:
Svartalf wrote:You agree with the notion you need divine sanction to be good? because it REALLY IS bovine excrement, you know.

See above. I thought I was funny. Guess not.


Yeah, I didn't get it at first, went to type a reply consisting mostly of 'wut?' then realized the 'joke'.

You are right.

It was not! :grin:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6002  Postby aban57 » Mar 29, 2020 11:21 am

Tinker Grey wrote:
Svartalf wrote:You agree with the notion you need divine sanction to be good? because it REALLY IS bovine excrement, you know.

See above. I thought I was funny. Guess not.


Sorry, I don't now you enough to know if you're joking or if you're serious. So I asked before making any judgement :thumbup:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6003  Postby Tinker Grey » Mar 29, 2020 2:14 pm

aban57 wrote:
Tinker Grey wrote:
Svartalf wrote:You agree with the notion you need divine sanction to be good? because it REALLY IS bovine excrement, you know.

See above. I thought I was funny. Guess not.


Sorry, I don't now you enough to know if you're joking or if you're serious. So I asked before making any judgement :thumbup:

No worries. I don't post often.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6004  Postby Aca » Apr 04, 2020 4:27 pm

:doh:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6005  Postby Fallible » Apr 05, 2020 12:54 pm

:roll: Infuriating.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6006  Postby Calilasseia » Apr 05, 2020 9:00 pm

The mythology fanboys are all over Farcebook posting that drivel, as if it constituted some spectacular brand of ineffable wisdom, instead of ex recto dreck of the sort we usually see from their ilk ... it's become the mythology fanboy version of a rickroll ...
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6007  Postby Clive Durdle » Apr 08, 2020 4:40 pm

Awful lot of Darwin Awards this year ....
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#6008  Postby Clive Durdle » Apr 08, 2020 5:04 pm

"We cannot slaughter each other out of the human impasse"
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6009  Postby Arcanyn » Apr 08, 2020 5:07 pm

We can't see dragons, but we see their works every time we see something on fire.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6010  Postby Alan B » Apr 08, 2020 9:17 pm

East Asian dragons are a good omen and worshipped as such. They are not considered evil.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6011  Postby Aca » Apr 10, 2020 8:58 am

Possibly POE, but :lol:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6012  Postby zeeble » Apr 10, 2020 4:31 pm

"If you eat Ice Cream, thats how they Chip ya". He got mad when I couldnt get him to explain how you wouldn't just pass the chip...
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6013  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Apr 14, 2020 3:12 pm

A classic example of a believer in American Exceptionalism:
But there is an absolute right to free speech. Maybe you don't get because you're European but the constitutions are not laws, they are immutable right to be held by the people. Again, they are not laws or allownces the goverment gives us but natural rights that shall never be taken away.
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6014  Postby Svartalf » Apr 14, 2020 4:30 pm

ROFLOL.. that guy does not even understand his own system. What would he do if the hill decided to pass a constitutional amendment repealing the first? what does he make of the fact that the Nazgûl have consistently failed to quash the lesser laws passed by various states to abridge second amendment rights?
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6015  Postby laklak » Apr 14, 2020 4:48 pm

Congress can't pass an amendment, it's actually really difficult to do. It requires 2/3 of both the House and the Senate, and then 3/4 of the state legislatures. It only takes 13 states to block one.

There is one other way - 2/3 of state legislatures can vote to hold a constitutional convention. Any number of amendments could be proposed, but it still requires 3/4 of the states to approve them. That method has never been used.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6016  Postby Hermit » Apr 15, 2020 2:57 am

laklak wrote:Congress can't pass an amendment, it's actually really difficult to do. It requires 2/3 of both the House and the Senate, and then 3/4 of the state legislatures. It only takes 13 states to block one.

It is rare but 27 amendments did happen.
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6017  Postby scott1328 » Apr 15, 2020 2:13 pm

laklak wrote:Congress can't pass an amendment, it's actually really difficult to do. It requires 2/3 of both the House and the Senate, and then 3/4 of the state legislatures. It only takes 13 states to block one.

There is one other way - 2/3 of state legislatures can vote to hold a constitutional convention. Any number of amendments could be proposed, but it still requires 3/4 of the states to approve them. That method has never been used.

Well, a constitutional convention is how we got the constitution in 1787, that convention tossed out the original Articles of Confederation.

So it has happened once. And resulted in a complete reboot of the system. Is it time for another one?
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6018  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Apr 16, 2020 12:43 pm

it is disrespectful. I'd you really wanted to protest the non existent racism you should kneel in front of wherever the racism is occuring.
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6019  Postby Aca » Apr 20, 2020 5:15 pm

mind blown :roll:
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Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

#6020  Postby Fallible » Apr 20, 2020 6:39 pm

Holistic psychiatrist. I see.
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