Are You Muslim? Take the test to find out.

HomerJay · #1 by **HomerJay** » Jul 01, 2012 2:32 pm

1. Do you believe in environmental conservation?
Yes
No
Undecided

2. If God exists, do you believe there can only be one God?
Yes
No
Undecided

3. Do you believe there is only one true religion rather than elements of truth in many religions?
Yes
No
Undecided

4. Do you believe in "Original Sin", i.e. a child carries the sins of another into this world?
Yes
No
Undecided

5. Do you think the law of requital is fair, i.e. equivalence: what good you do will be given back to you (in the next life if there is one), what bad you do will be given back to you (in the next life if there is one)?
Yes
No
Undecided

6. Do you think women should fully cover their body in terms of their dress?
Yes
No
Undecided

7. Do you believe if God exists, only God can forgive sins? For example, no intermediaries can forgive sins, unlike confession in Catholicism.
Yes
No
Undecided

8. Do you believe victims of crimes and/or their families should have a say in the penalty for such crimes?
Yes
No
Undecided

9. Do you believe in certain circumstances the death penalty could be warranted?
Yes
No
Undecided

10. "Be the change you want to see in the world."
Strongly Agree
Fairly Agree
Undecided
Disagree
Strongly Disagree

11. Do you believe humans collectively have a natural instinct towards what is right and what is wrong?
Yes
No
Undecided

12. Do you feel that many of those considered divine prophets/messengers (if they existed), e.g. Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Muhammad delivered the same basic message of oneness of God, oneness of mankind and doing good deeds?
Yes
No
Undecided

13. Do you believe that there is a purpose for our existence?
Yes
No
Undecided

14. Do you believe that mutual consultation should play a part in resolving the issues of the people?
Yes
No
Undecided

15. Would you like a belief system which clearly states how it proves itself?
Yes
No
Undecided

16. Do you agree with the following: Actions speak louder than Words?
Yes
No
Undecided

17. "Faith not supported by reason and empirical evidence is wishful thinking."
Strongly Agree
Fairly Agree
Undecided
Disagree
Strongly Disagree

18. Do you think the harm caused by alcohol/intoxicants is greater than their benefits?
Yes
No
Undecided

19. Do you think freedom of speech and freedom of belief/religion is a fundamental right?
Yes
No
Undecided

20. Do you believe it is an individual's duty to distribute some of their wealth to the needy and promote social welfare?
Yes
No
Undecided

http://www.areyoumuslim.com/

I like the way that environmentalism is now consider something to do with religion, muslims trying snatch it just klike the Christian church as been doing.

Apparently the death penalty is quite important to being muslim too.

I got 40% - slightly compatible but you cannever be quite sure how they're going to score you

chairman bill · #2 by **chairman bill** » Jul 01, 2012 2:40 pm

I got 50%. Fuck, I'm half Muslim!

campermon · #3 by **campermon** » Jul 01, 2012 2:44 pm

I got 65%.

Shit...

NilsGLindgren · #4 by **NilsGLindgren** » Jul 01, 2012 2:56 pm

campermon wrote:I got 65%.

Shit...

GOod on you campy, please have away that beer you are nursing, it's haram you know, the mullah is waiting outside and brought the knife, there's a good lad ... it must be done ...

Animavore · #5 by **Animavore** » Jul 01, 2012 2:59 pm

Done the test. Turns out - I'm Welsh.

Doubtdispelled · #6 by **Doubtdispelled** » Jul 01, 2012 3:07 pm

47%. I'm cheese. Or bacon. Who knows? :dunno:

Ironclad · #7 by **Ironclad** » Jul 01, 2012 3:49 pm

This has to be a hoax, has to be... 67%. :waah:

The answers are lying surely. Should women cover up - no; one true faith - no; one god - undec

Onyx8 · #8 by **Onyx8** » Jul 01, 2012 4:13 pm

48% I think they are lying.

BlackBart · #9 by **BlackBart** » Jul 01, 2012 4:27 pm

45% I'm the least Muslim so far! :dance:

HomerJay · **#10** by **HomerJay** » Jul 01, 2012 4:35 pm

BlackBart wrote:45% I'm the least Muslim so far!

Nope 40%, twice. :smoke:

Varangian · **#11** by **Varangian** » Jul 01, 2012 4:47 pm

"50% - fairly compatible." Better dig out my scimitar, ditch the bacon, and fashion myself a prayer rug. Which way Mecca? It isn't hard for someone to design a test like that, throwing in some statements that you would be a total asshole to disagree with, and weigh the test in such a way that anyone is more or less "muslim". But those general, humanistic concepts are messed up by a controlling, nasty religion. Though the ages, religions have hijacked basic human decency and tried to tack theism on them.

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

I answered "undecided", as it isn't clear that change would be for the better if each and everyone lived by that.

Do you believe that mutual consultation should play a part in resolving the issues of the people?

Undecided there as well, as it isn't clear whether this means that one should use other channels than secular, official channels.

"Faith not supported by reason and empirical evidence is wishful thinking."

Considering that some muslims think that the Koran is the pinnacle of reason and empiricism, the question is loaded.

Do you believe it is an individual's duty to distribute some of their wealth to the needy and promote social welfare?

There is nothing that doesn't say that this couldn't be done through secular means, instead of organisations like the Muslim Brotherhood.

I guess with the right kind of questions, one could be 100% scientologist, too.

BlackBart · **#12** by **BlackBart** » Jul 01, 2012 5:13 pm

HomerJay wrote:
BlackBart wrote:45% I'm the least Muslim so far!

Nope 40%, twice.

That's 80% altogether! :mrgreen:

Matt_B · **#13** by **Matt_B** » Jul 01, 2012 5:18 pm

Yes, there are some very loaded questions there. I'm pretty sure you could mine a quote from the Qur'an that disagrees with the supposedly Islamic position on all of them too.

42% for me, for what it's worth. :grin:

byofrcs · **#14** by **byofrcs** » Jul 01, 2012 5:20 pm

60%. Gawd they are just hijacking humanism.

Compatibility with Islam has just two questions: do you believe in God ? and if the answer is yes then the next question is do you see worship of this god as your purpose ? And if the answer is yes then you are his servant.

If the answer is no then you are no one's bitch.

campermon · **#15** by **campermon** » Jul 01, 2012 5:22 pm

NilsGLindgren wrote:
campermon wrote:I got 65%.

Shit...

GOod on you campy, please have away that beer you are nursing, it's haram you know, the mullah is waiting outside and brought the knife, there's a good lad ... it must be done ...

Ironclad · **#16** by **Ironclad** » Jul 01, 2012 5:38 pm

Can anyone try and get 0%?

Varangian · **#17** by **Varangian** » Jul 02, 2012 1:22 am

Ironclad wrote:Can anyone try and get 0%?

I tried and got 17% when I answered "no" on most questions. For #17, I answered "undecided". One must be more or less a complete asshole in order to not be a potential muslim, which only goes on to show that the creators of the questionaire use common secular/humanist arguments in a deceptive way.

Thommo · **#18** by **Thommo** » Jul 02, 2012 1:59 am

66%

Not sure my write in answer of "Allahu Akbar" for half the questions had the desired result. :ask:

Ironclad · **#19** by **Ironclad** » Jul 02, 2012 3:54 am

Great, Ironclad, ardent atheist is the most Islamic fucker on Ratzskep. :picard:

DougC · **#20** by **DougC** » Jul 02, 2012 4:13 am

57%. Where do I go to get by bomb belt fitted?

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